No mention of the incredibly graphic Makeup chair bit? It was near-Crowpoke levels, just not as tragic.

Billy and Pete should have brought along Robo-Bo.

"The one thing it can't summon… Is a girlfriend!"

If he's ever out of acting work, it's a crime.

Even past Donal Logue projects now feature Hank instead of the characters he plays. Jimmy The Cab Driver was just a young Hank before he went to the Police Academy.

Would have been terribly funny if this was a Drake guest star episode.
"After the shooting, poor Drake was confined to this wheelchair"

Waiting for a biopic about the first black serial killer in a white serial killer world.

We're trying, I just can't get our schedules to sync up. Steve said he has a fantasy baseball draft and that's more important than the blood orgy. TYPICAL STEVE

Benedict Cumberbatch dressing up as a woman and playing Mary Poppins could possibly be the most British thing ever. Might as well have bangers and mash fall out of his magical bag that holds an absurd amount of things. All British people own those right?

Maria Bamford was the only choice to play that woman in Dr. Armond's bit this episode. Anyone else and we would have been cheated.

Cocaine. Just lots of cocaine

I'll give you some if you quit hogging the Doritos Jacked!

Them stretch pants have got him trippin'

Brett Ratner has already started going to bars with roofies, looking for the next "female lead".

Sun Tea Swirl

It turns out "independent" or "indie" actually means to try desperately to be a part of a scene because being an individual is terrifying.

I would love for Don Dimelo to be on WOMP IT UP!

I would love for Don Dimelo to be on WOMP IT UP!

The Colin Hanks Christmas Episode is flat out one of the funniest podcasts in history. It had Don Dimelo and El Chupacabra getting visions of GOATTRON from Cake Boss.

The Colin Hanks Christmas Episode is flat out one of the funniest podcasts in history. It had Don Dimelo and El Chupacabra getting visions of GOATTRON from Cake Boss.