All the scenes will have Megan Fox washing a car in the background.

All the scenes will have Megan Fox washing a car in the background.

Michael Bay would prefer it if they also replaced any "Speaking Parts" with "Explosions"

Michael Bay would prefer it if they also replaced any "Speaking Parts" with "Explosions"

And a happy Cranston to all of us! May Cranston bless your awards ceremony with Cranston-ness.

And a happy Cranston to all of us! May Cranston bless your awards ceremony with Cranston-ness.

I'll be honest, that's a headline that I never expected to see in my lifetime.

I'll be honest, that's a headline that I never expected to see in my lifetime.

If there's two things Muscle Man is all about, it's Death Metal Crash Pits and checking in with the boss when you take breaks.

If there's two things Muscle Man is all about, it's Death Metal Crash Pits and checking in with the boss when you take breaks.

I really hope the last episode of the Killing is just Rosie's parents slapping the shit out of the son who's been a jerk the entire series.

I really hope the last episode of the Killing is just Rosie's parents slapping the shit out of the son who's been a jerk the entire series.

I want an episode about how Brett got banned from Gordy's Pizza.

I want an episode about how Brett got banned from Gordy's Pizza.

Or a double of a Kim Kardashian.

Or a double of a Kim Kardashian.

And the next album will be about her inevitable divorce.

And the next album will be about her inevitable divorce.

Him and Winston from Terriers are plotting a team-up series.

Him and Winston from Terriers are plotting a team-up series.