Add Nastanovich and that dude from Onyx, and you'd have a serious party.

I would much rather hang out with the Anvil dudes than with anyone from BJM or the Dandy Warhols.

I'd buy a record called "Dennis Haysbert Sings the Best of the Breeders." I really would. His voice and the bass from "Cannonball." Yes.

None of them are worthy enough of Nesmith's wool hat. That said, Ulrich, as band spokesman, could be the Davy Jones.

Perhaps he could hold a seance with it.

Well, that was easy. Team Victoria. Done and done. Don't even need to watch the show.

Hey, if she's going to be in something that my nana and papaw like to drink to, then I'm all for it. Whenever I visit them, they insist on putting on "Two and a Half Men," so this would be an upgrade.

I just hit my computer screen with a Skymall if it makes you feel any better.