…with sexy results.

She's Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" ugly, not Cornelius on "The Planet of the Apes" ugly. TV ugly, not ugly ugly.

Obviously, I'm a fan too. It's amazing how much more claustrophobic everything feels when the loop time is shortened to an hour from the usual day. Phil Connors could leisurely get to know people or take piano lessons. By the time Myron gets somewhere and convinces someone that he's for real, he only has a few minutes…

I was glad to see the 12:01 mention. When they remade it a few years later with Jonathan Silverman, let's just say… it wasn't the same.

Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Snark's in the water. Our snark.

Also, the best Three Amigos remake is obviously Galaxy Quest.

No clue. I just know who came out a head.

It turns out that "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do" was the name of a sled Jesus owned as a boy.

I saw it.

Yeah. It's been awhile, but wasn't it intended as a brutal indictment of lack of homeschooling options. Poor Mrs. White.

You remind me of a friend of mine.

I'm still amazed at how unnecessary it all is. If the goal was to show the rise of the Empire and the transformation of Anakin into Darth Vader then there's literally nothing that happens in Phantom Menace that couldn't be covered with a few lines of dialog in Attack of the Clones.

"Dwight! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

"A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle…what possible use could that have?"

It's like he's deliberately trying to make us apoplectic.

"…now I was never a Trekkie myself, but I do confess I am a Peaker."

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