Where in the World is Michael Kors?
I miss his orange-y bitchiness.

So…Cooked bacon on a leaf?
That was the winning dish?

I have often wondered about Donald Trump's technique for oral sex.
Lick away!

They are going to bring it on, again..and again…and again…infinity.

Next week
Should be fun. Mitchell's new model hates his ass.

When I think of Jaime Lee Curtis, the first thing that comes to my mind is shit. Then I think of Linsey Lohan. Jaime Lee needs to get some work on HSN promoting something other than BMs.

Maybe everyone "does shots". I noticed Shane's been drinking alot lately.

Sam has a problem leaving town, and apparently everyone in town knows who he is and doesn't need to see ID.

So This is a WIN…Right?
for the non-mentally ill, the non-violent, and the non-whorish.

No…He's British. There's a difference.

OA makes me feel old…really old…:(

Umm…
I didn't know people who played WOW left the house.

cakewrecks.com

"Miss J, show all these girls how WE stampede!"-Tyra

The Hottie and the Nottie…beat that.

I liked the movie. That being said…I cannot defend it. Sorry.

Did I hear her right? When Simon said she was dark and that he wished she would lighten up; I thought I heard her say "I'm not dark and I am not into cutting"…then Paula motioned her to shut up. I wanted her to go on about how she doesn't cut herself or practice Wicca or go shopping at Hot Topic.

Come on Down!
I very much liked the whole "Price is Right" way they announced the wildcards. They called Tatiana and she happily/crazily cried all the way down to contestants row. I like the wildcards way more than the people America picked.

Come on Down!
I very much liked the whole "Price is Right" way they announced the wildcards. They called Tatiana and she happily/crazily cried all the way down to contestants row. I like the wildcards way more than the people America picked.

Come on Down!
I very much liked the whole "Price is Right" way they announced the wildcards. They called Tatiana and she happily/crazily cried all the way down to contestants row. I like the wildcards way more than the people America picked.