Hooooooooooooo boy
If George, Kanye, and a fetus in a jar ever have to share an elevator… AWKWARDSVILLE!

I'm sure Hamm's lovin' it though.

I WANT MY BRAIN BACK
Shit, this review pretty much summed up my view of Doug Benson perfectly: he's HILARIOUS on the Doug Loves Movies podcasts and anywhere else he can bounce off of other comedians, but his comedy albums are pretty meh, honestly.

But Olbermann isn't an anchor, he's a pundit. He's not ostensibly neutral, is he?

Flaubert, I think you pretty much hit the nail on the head: "lazy" is the word I'd use to describe a lot of his movies, particularly the deux ex machina happy ending to Clerks II, complete with a montage of all the characters happily working on building the new convenience store… Ugh.

Kevin Smith
Yeah, Tasha's Joss Whedon anecdote makes me think of Kevin Smith… I'm not really nuts about his movies, at best they seem to have a few scenes with amusing dialogue and a tacked-on heartwarming ending, but have you ever seen excerpts from his "Evening With Kevin Smith" Q&A's on youtube?

Stewart's Closing speech
A nice message to be sure, and he's definitely right, despite the caricatures of people on both sides, most people on the right and left aren't such hard-liners that they can't get along. I keep reminding myself of this whenever I hear a bunch of angry assholes shouting about a "monument to…

Yeah, talk about half-assed. I mean, it's a pretty annoying gimmick when they make the third movie a *PART 3…D!* but at least it makes sense.

Yeah they deserve better than this turd.

I look forward to the inevitable mash up of the torture porn and romantic comedy genres in which a maniac will trap a loveable loser and a high-strung career woman together in a 12x12 cell until they fall in love.

Seig Heigl
"She looks great and smiles winningly, but only between long fits of chewing out her male co-stars and anyone else who gets in her way"

2 Albums?
I hope one of them is that album that inexplicably has crappy instrumental music playing in the background.