I read that as "hysterically low." Also funny.

This pun thread is all wobbly, but omelet y'all finish.

This is definitely how I feel about the trilogy. I was struck by how sad Pegg's character really is here, and how much I liked him despite him being a total jerkoff (which is the point, really). And his relationship problems are not really subtext, they're front and center for the whole film — he's trying to recreate…

Punch. That. SHIT!

Hey there, welcome!

According to the Elementary writers' live-tweet, the opening scene was part of a case idea they had but couldn't develop enough for an episode. I love its use as an opening — it both expands the "world" of the show and just lets us look at our two beautiful leads in purty clothes.

Yeah, I can appreciate the plot turns the writers took to get Bell back on Gregson's squad, but I'm a little disappointed. I thought a lot could've been mined from the Demographics unit. Hell, maybe it still could — I have no idea what's in store.

Yeah, that headline really took me by surprise. I thought it would make at least six seasons easily. So sad to think we've only got one season left of some pretty awesome performances — Chalky, Capone, Lansky, AR, etc. But now that an end game is in sight, I trust the writers to make it a satisfying and explosive arc…

I'm really sorry to hear that, Jean-Luc. Breakups never get easier, no matter how tough we think the years make us. Treat yourself to something nice and remember that you're worthy of better!

"The AV Club sends its regards!"

Me too. @Scrawler2:disqus teaches us somethin' new every day!

Or Martha Marcy Mae Marlene. Fuck, can he be scary.

This really is the best example.

It's practically magic!

That's probably true. And just like that I'm sad again.

Christ, the more I read the Chosen Winners on that list, the more my soul died.

You try to attend hot yoga class on a heavy flow day with a measly Colt. Smith & Wesson's the only brand for me!

In my head, Tommy Lee Jones was narrating the last 5 paragraphs. Damn near brought a tear to my eye.

HE JUST LOVES HIM SOOO MUCH

"I won't need no fucking knife."