He's meeting Mary Morstan for the first time.

I'm going to have nightmares just knowing that first photo exists. And I'm a fan of the guy.

That was you? You son of a bitch, you got melted chocolate all over my uniform!

Characters, like cast members! #hilarious #illshowmyselfout

Seriously? Fuck him!

"Sorry, couldn't hear you…what's that?…pop him in the blender?"

Molto bene! Parmigiana! Gorgonzola!

"So he goes off to fuckin' London to learn to be a gentleman, bro. For reals — because he's so hot for Estella like a motherfucker. But he has to figure out who his fuckin' benefactor is, like wha? Bro, this book is the shit."

Oh, that's one of my favorite trivia bits ever. I also love that apparently when they were filming Kline's beyond-ridiculous O-face, Jamie Lee Curtis said she was cracking up the entire time.

Never read Ross's book, so I don't know what his reasoning is for that. Personally, I've always loved this film — and part of the reason I'm sure is because I ended up seeing it before A Fish Called Wanda, so I wasn't able to compare them for a while. (For the record, I also love AFCW.)

YOU'RE the vulgarian, you fuck!

Aw, not seeing Sleepy Hollow on my Monday lineup makes me sad. Really, not seeing most of the regular shows makes me sad.

Ugh, goddamn brutal. Somebody yesterday tweeted that being a Cowboys fan is like being in love with an alcoholic. Sounds about right.

Cut. It. Off!

Christ. I thought it was bad enough being called Ten Little Indians.

That is still the creepiest Christie book I've read yet. Probably the most memorable after Orient Express and before The Murder of Roger Ackroyd.

Burning Love was great fun!

@disqus_wJ4dPOj1Ds:disqus, you rum beggar! Mison should be no one's back-up gift. Mison is that giant gorgeously wrapped gift front and center under the tree.

I recorded it over Thanksgiving break, when my cable provider gave a free preview of Starz. I was pissed I didn't get to see it in theaters but I'm excited to watch it soon!

Oh, God, yes.