Marah says that Posehn is famous for his love of boobs. Shocking that he was able to look past those.

Weird Al needs to rewrite the lyrics so it can be hummed without shame. I submit:

Not gay, just very metrosexual.

I hope so.

Was that bartender still there? At one point in the film he gives Bill Murray a knowing look, and I have developed a theory that his character is meant to be a Magical Negro who places a curse on Phil Connors to teach him a lesson for being such a rude patron.

"Dear A.V. Club Forum,

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

I got comped tickets to Pitchfork in exchange for passing out flyers. Belle and Sebastian were my favorite of the headliners, and Mac DeMarco was my favorite one of the daytime acts. Also, I spotted Sean O'Neal standing, arms crossed, as he watched Lil B. I was very amused when Lil B shouted "Everybody say 'Praise…

I have heard that Billy Wilder angrily tripped Leo McCarrey as he walked up to accept his Best Director award for Going My Way.

"I'm sorry, Hank, but if I were to show even a tiny bit of tolerance, then we couldn't call it 'zero-tolerance.'"

The beloved Woody Allen classic "Hannah and Her Sisters"? Only one star better than Laserblast.

A bit ashamed to admit that the only ones I've seen are Monsters University and Fast and Furious 6. I was thinking that this had been a pretty dire summer for movies, but perhaps I'm just not looking hard enough.

Don't Mess With Texas' Gay Panic

Why not split the difference and remake You Only Live Twice?

Ah, so this is the place where that girl says "Hi, I'm Autumn!" and then winks at the camera. I can still remember the profound disappointment I felt during that scene, thinking to myself, "fuck you, you stupid movie. You made me think you were pretty decent for an hour and a half and then you pulled this shit at the…

I once heard a rumor that Fred Durst received a botched Prince Albert (I think that's what the procedure is called; I'm not going to Google it) and pees out of the side of his penis. I want that to be true.

Not a bad list, although I must say that "License To Kill" is one of my least favorites and "Die Another Day" is my absolute least favorite. And while I don't dislike the song, I've never understood all the love for "A View To A Kill."

I cannot commit to watching this until I receive a written promise that Kirsten Wiig does not show up halfway through.

High five!

"Do you like Smashing Pumpkins?"