There are a lot of Bond themes that I can recognize as being objectively bad that I end up liking for some reason (the same is true of many Bond films). I can't tell you how many times I have gotten that stupid "Man With the Golden Gun" theme stuck in my head (especially that frantic opening).

@avclub-153f08f81bce94a093b6f55f77fded4f:disqus One of the Bond stories is called "Octopussy." Starts off with Bond seeing eight different pussies. Winds up fucking them.

This is one of those songs I once knew solely from the Weird Al polka version. Once I finally heard the real thing, I realized that, as usual, Al's take was superior.

Angrier than that time he accused Zoolander of causing 9/11?

I can't enjoy any Peter Sarsgaard performance because of the way his eyes are perpetually half-closed. It annoys me to no end.

I have read that Charlize Theron was very unsure whether she should appear nude in the film, since she had turned down other roles based on her refusal to do so. Obviously she chose to do it, which suggests to me that she took the material very seriously and thought she was making an important film, and I think that…

For a while there was definitely a popular myth that "Clooney killed Batman" after the franchise collapsed, and obviously it wasn't his fault — however, I can't really describe his performance in that movie as "good." Like almost every other actor in that movie, he's OK but unexceptional.

You are, perhaps, the last true humanist.

Devil's Advocate is slow at times, but campy enough for me to enjoy it (most of which is the result of Pacino's performance, which for once, is actually better because it is so over the top).

I once heard Kevin Conroy from Batman the Animated Series say that he voiced the character as though Batman is his true identity, and Bruce Wayne is the fake, shallow disguise. For me, that's why Clooney fails as Batman. George Clooney is a great and handsome actor but he has very little gravitas or darkness, so for…

Horace Mann was also the first president of Antioch University. I think this episode was Serling's tribute to his alma mater (which he later taught at).

I would watch 80's Don Draper, assuming his character survives the series finale.

"This is the knocking song… in days of auld lang syne…"

"Just for doing what I'm told/ He was trying to be bold/ Why can't people keep their willies out of holes?"

I remember renting this with the expectation that I would just be watching one of the lesser Coen bros. movies in my quest to see all of their films. It's one of those movies that can really blow you away if you go into it with low expectations.

This guy just stole Elvis Costello's hatesong.

I'm pretty sure Speed is the best.

I just read that story about Val Kilmer's idea for Heat 2, and I have to say, although it is antithetical to the original film and also reality, I would watch that movie.

There is only one thing Jon Stewart hates more than Crossfire with Tucker Carlson, and that's Garfield with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

"A pug is never late, Fido Baggins"