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I remember watching some French gore-porn movie at the behest of my friends and afterwards, just out of curiosity, I searched the title on the a v club and I'll be damned if Scott didn't go and write a whole fucking article about it. Made my day.

Don't know much about Sub Pop (it was a bit before my time), so I'm going to assume that "Pissed Jeans" is some kind of a reference to the incontinence that plagues these gray-haired gentlemen.

Does Caroline Kennedy know about this little dalliance between Diamond and ET?

Actually, this is more like their "What's That You're Doing," the other, less remembered duet between McCartney and Wonder. In fact, Paisley's hilarious autotuning thing eerily recalls the weird 80's vocal effects on "What's That You're Doing."

Maybe you should hate Facebook, instead. Or better yet, all your friends and family.

I saw some interview with him in the 90's where the host mentioned the song's lyrics and Costello said "That's still a standing offer" or something to that effect.

I don't want to say the new Elvis Costello record is long, so I won't [rimshot] But seriously, the only album that's bigger than this has photos of the King family in it [rimshot]

Nice work, Danny.

I would have bet anything that if we were going to get a Costello "Hear This" track today, it would be "Tramp the Dirt Down."

He has denied that the decision to do an R&B album was directly a result of the incident in a Columbus hotel bar, but the fact that "I Stand Accused" appears right before "Riot Act" (which contains lyrics like "this slip of the tongue is gonna keep me civilian" and "don't put your heart out on your sleeves when your…

I misread it as "Ricky Spanish," one of Roger's alter-egos on American Dad. Both relieved and slightly disappointed to discover that Jim Carrey is not starring in an American Dad movie.

@avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus I should clarify that I heard this second hand from my girlfriend, who was told this story by a reporter she was talking to about celebrity encounters while in Park City. I don't know if the Hathaway story took place in Sundance or somewhere else, just that the reporter…

Here's a story I heard from a reliable source: while doing press for a movie at Sundance, one of the reporter's introduced his daughter (a big Princess Diaries fan) to Anne Hathaway, who was very nice to her. Then one of the lights broke or something and they said they would need thirty minutes to repair, and Anne…

Speaking of the Scary Movie franchise, has anyone seen the trailer for the newest installment in which they do a timely Inception parody that blatantly rips of Idiocracy? Some Leonardo DiCaprio lookalike tells someone to "stick this in your mouth, and this in your butt… no wait, stick THIS one in your mouth…"

If you've ever felt like you've wasted your talent and potential, David Cross is the person to come cheer you up.

Well I watched the whole thing and it was pretty great, although I'm a bit confused by the inclusion of the Moonlighting reference, which was a TV show and not a movie.

I'll be the judge of that…

Such a disarmingly sweet Onion article.

Even though I didn't watch his show or read his articles religiously when I was growing up, Roger Ebert has been the most famous critic in America for my entire lifetime, and I know he held that title before I was born. It's strange and kind of depressing to think that people growing up now will only know him as a…