No "Just when he got it into the door"? Well, that's what keeps this supercut from being a super-dupercut.

He probably made the same mistake I did and saw Elvis during his 1989 Weekend at Bernie's Tour. I also couldn't see what the big deal was.

God damn it, I wanted this to be bad.

It's possible he's never cared, but now that he's growing older and less incredibly handsome the rest of us have finally started noticing.

Yeah. According to the Hollywood Reporter's "War on Leno" I think he's scoring a 1.1 now, which is what Conan was pulling in on his Tonight Show. Jay is still #1 though because everyone's ratings are less than they once were. The subtext of the article was basically that late night television is becoming irrelevant…

Well it's so much less of a controversy this time because this time Leno is the one being pushed out and there is no Team Leno. Hopefully NBC will offer Leno a 10 pm show so that he doesn't go to Fox and we can watch history repeat itself. It would be much more fun for all of us if Leno put up a fight.

Exactly!

I read an article about this that said these days the Tonight Show only generates 30 to 40 million in profit each year. That's less than NBC paid Conan O'Brien to stop being on television (also, Leno's ratings are now lower than Conan's were when he was host).

Well Connery did as part of therapy (not uncommon or illegal at the time). Of course the character of James Bond probably would never need therapy or recreational drugs, seeing as he spends all his time having drunken sex with supermodels.

I applied for an internship at the Onion. If I get it, I want to be put in that department. I imagine it's like the rat feces infested, slave labor writing staff depicted on Mr. Show. I'm picturing Sean O'Neal cracking a whip and demanding "MORE SNARK!"

Gene, I want to tell you something.

Thank you for this.

He could be making all of this up. We have absolutely no way of knowing.

I always think "Boy, it doesn't seem like the 90's were more than twenty years ago."

Liked for Jawses.

Hey, I just watched this for the first time last week!

Is that you, Jon Hamm?

Pete is such a brilliant manifestation of every selfish/petty motivation that you feel guilty about ever having thought, all wrapped into one huge, punchable piece of shit.

He actually lives in Albuquerque? Huh.

I remember the days when such comments came from people who were either blatantly trolls or were gimmick commentators (many of whom were actually kind of funny). These days I read something like this and I… I can't even tell anymore.