Third place went to Alan Cumming.

I'd also pick Cape Fear as Mitchum's best performance as a psychopath. Last month I also caught Holiday Affair on TV, and I'm always impressed by his range when I see him convincingly play a funny, kindly, sober Average Joe. And in addition to all that, he is arguably the definitive film noir star (or would be, if not…

Lupino also holds two pretty awesome Twilight Zone-related distinctions: only female to direct an episode, and only person to both act and direct in the series.

Warren Beatty will probably show up for Reds, but I'll be damned if I wouldn't personally pick Dick Tracy.

I didn't realize Fellowes exercised that much control. Is it an Aaron Sorkin kind of situation where there are other writers on the show but Fellowes insists on having the last say and being the sole credited writer on each episode, or does he genuinely generate everything himself?

Why did they have to keep saying the words "tradition," "American," "change" and "1920"? Obviously these are words that are bound to come up, but the writers stuffed them in so aggressively that anyone playing a Downton Abbey drinking game probably passed out before all two hours had finished.

"One of those directors who I just have to ignore in order to enjoy their work" is a pretty apt description of how I feel about Tarantino. I mean, just look at that fucker's face.

Is there a scene in the movie where a patronized Matt Damon yells at a lecturing Hal Holbrook, "MISTER I AIN'T A BOY, NO IIIIIII'M A MAN!"

Is there a scene in the movie where a patronized Matt Damon yells at a lecturing Hal Holbrook, "MISTER I AIN'T A BOY, NO IIIIIII'M A MAN!"

Only two ballots, to be exact. But yeah, I've really come to love that show, despite my initial resistance to MacFarlane (who I still kind of hate, oddly enough). I think it deserves more praise, considering the fact that when it's actually firing on all cylinders, it's funnier than anything else on television.

Only two ballots, to be exact. But yeah, I've really come to love that show, despite my initial resistance to MacFarlane (who I still kind of hate, oddly enough). I think it deserves more praise, considering the fact that when it's actually firing on all cylinders, it's funnier than anything else on television.

This came first, and I remember watching that 30 Rock episode the night it aired and cringing at how similar it was to the funny or die video.

This came first, and I remember watching that 30 Rock episode the night it aired and cringing at how similar it was to the funny or die video.

It really does look like they just went to Wikipedia, typed in "Ashton Kutcher" and grabbed the free image provided.

It really does look like they just went to Wikipedia, typed in "Ashton Kutcher" and grabbed the free image provided.

I never have and never will see this movie, but I'm glad it exists simply because it inspired this hilarious video:

I never have and never will see this movie, but I'm glad it exists simply because it inspired this hilarious video:

He's got a permanents spot in the Twilight Zone Hall of Fame, right up there with Burgess Meredith. And Klugman really did have a sincerity that contributes greatly to those episodes.

He's got a permanents spot in the Twilight Zone Hall of Fame, right up there with Burgess Meredith. And Klugman really did have a sincerity that contributes greatly to those episodes.

I really love Sally Draper's "I just saw a blowjob" face.