She did not, nor does she have one now. So, you know, what's the big deal?

@avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus There, now I've edited it so that YOU'RE the one who looks like an idiot.

@avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus There, now I've edited it so that YOU'RE the one who looks like an idiot.

As Jon Hodgman notes, Jimmy Stewart almost destroys his hometown by extending risky mortgages to people unworthy of credit, and the only thing that saves him is a huge public bailout.

As Jon Hodgman notes, Jimmy Stewart almost destroys his hometown by extending risky mortgages to people unworthy of credit, and the only thing that saves him is a huge public bailout.

Just think how vastly improved Grant and Bergman's iconic kiss scene in Notorious would be if it had involved a lecherous Matt Dillon pushing their heads together and pouring champagne on Grant's tits.

Just think how vastly improved Grant and Bergman's iconic kiss scene in Notorious would be if it had involved a lecherous Matt Dillon pushing their heads together and pouring champagne on Grant's tits.

I'm sorry to say that, upon closer examination of your avatar, it appears that we cannot grant you or your kind any miracles that involve Christmas or Christian angels.

I'm sorry to say that, upon closer examination of your avatar, it appears that we cannot grant you or your kind any miracles that involve Christmas or Christian angels.

That's one of the only un-requested books that I have received as a gift from someone and actually ended up loving (or, let's be honest, reading).

That's one of the only un-requested books that I have received as a gift from someone and actually ended up loving (or, let's be honest, reading).

Once I gave my sister-in-law a copy of Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris for Christmas. I hadn't read it yet but bought it for her based on how much I had liked other Sedaris books, and when I gave it to her I jokingly said "maybe when you've finished reading it you can lend it to me," or something to that effect,…

Once I gave my sister-in-law a copy of Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris for Christmas. I hadn't read it yet but bought it for her based on how much I had liked other Sedaris books, and when I gave it to her I jokingly said "maybe when you've finished reading it you can lend it to me," or something to that effect,…

If the AVClub's deathless odes to The Master featured the talking head of Michael Ian Black, I think I would actually be quite fond of them.

If the AVClub's deathless odes to The Master featured the talking head of Michael Ian Black, I think I would actually be quite fond of them.

Liked for your avatar.

Liked for your avatar.

That was clever.

That was clever.

I loved him berating John Lithgow into saying "nanu, nanu."