Colin Hanks is an enigma. He's wealthy, famous and apparently quite content. He's lead a far more privileged existence than I and he has a dad who I wish was my dad…. yet every time I see Colin Hanks I am overcome with pity for him and his overshadowed existence.

Its lyrics describe two lovers taking a trip to a relaxing Caribbean island called Kokomo, which is said to only be seen by those of pure heart.

Its lyrics describe two lovers taking a trip to a relaxing Caribbean island called Kokomo, which is said to only be seen by those of pure heart.

It's always Smooth-o'clock somewhere, baby.

It's always Smooth-o'clock somewhere, baby.

Agreed, although the shaking thing I do think can be attributed primarily to Bond. Just last week I was in a pretty fancy bar (ie the kind of classy place where the bartenders should know better) and my overpriced gin martini was brutally shaken without my consent. I suspect that bartenders find it easier to shake…

Agreed, although the shaking thing I do think can be attributed primarily to Bond. Just last week I was in a pretty fancy bar (ie the kind of classy place where the bartenders should know better) and my overpriced gin martini was brutally shaken without my consent. I suspect that bartenders find it easier to shake…

Well, Bond wore a fake third nipple in that movie when he's trying to convince someone that he's Scaramanga.

Well, Bond wore a fake third nipple in that movie when he's trying to convince someone that he's Scaramanga.

As someone raised on the films of Steve Martin, this man is, to me, about as infallible as Jesus and the Muppets.

As someone raised on the films of Steve Martin, this man is, to me, about as infallible as Jesus and the Muppets.

Martinis may not be new, but the popularity of vodka martinis rather than traditional gin ones has become commonplace.

Martinis may not be new, but the popularity of vodka martinis rather than traditional gin ones has become commonplace.

Something I've been thinking about recently that seems appropriate to this article (though would probably have been more relevant in that "Bond will outlive you" article): I was recently shocked to discover that Roger Moore is three years OLDER than Sean Connery.

Something I've been thinking about recently that seems appropriate to this article (though would probably have been more relevant in that "Bond will outlive you" article): I was recently shocked to discover that Roger Moore is three years OLDER than Sean Connery.

To be fair, in "License to Kill," he doesn't order the Bud Light unprompted. He goes into a sketchy bar and sits down next to a Bond girl. When she orders a bud light with lime, he just says "same" as though he just wants the waitress to go away. Plus he never actually drinks it, because the fighting starts before he…

To be fair, in "License to Kill," he doesn't order the Bud Light unprompted. He goes into a sketchy bar and sits down next to a Bond girl. When she orders a bud light with lime, he just says "same" as though he just wants the waitress to go away. Plus he never actually drinks it, because the fighting starts before he…

Obligatory: "Four score and seven beers ago…"

Obligatory: "Four score and seven beers ago…"

I was about to make a joke about Olive Oil's lack of sex appeal, but then I remembered that I'm not Dave Coulier.