I was about to make a joke about Olive Oil's lack of sex appeal, but then I remembered that I'm not Dave Coulier.

Would they mind also demanding that their logo be obscured in "Licence To Kill," because it's always bothered me that James Bond ordered a Bud light with lime.

Would they mind also demanding that their logo be obscured in "Licence To Kill," because it's always bothered me that James Bond ordered a Bud light with lime.

Isn't The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" really the best and most appropriate election song ever written?

Isn't The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" really the best and most appropriate election song ever written?

You don't remember the scene where Jesus is viciously tortured and physically abused?

You don't remember the scene where Jesus is viciously tortured and physically abused?

What about this classic?

What about this classic?

How could you people forget the devastating attack on our nation's Baldwins from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut?

How could you people forget the devastating attack on our nation's Baldwins from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut?

Similar to Todd's story, I saw a play on Broadway starring Morgan Freeman and Frances McDormand (despite the impressive cast, the balcony we were sitting in was mostly empty, and enabled us to sneak out of our chairs and into better seats). At one point Freeman clearly forgot his lines, which was a bit awkward,…

Similar to Todd's story, I saw a play on Broadway starring Morgan Freeman and Frances McDormand (despite the impressive cast, the balcony we were sitting in was mostly empty, and enabled us to sneak out of our chairs and into better seats). At one point Freeman clearly forgot his lines, which was a bit awkward,…

Well, he's no Charles Grodin…

Well, he's no Charles Grodin…

Ah, I'm so happy to see "A" reviews for this and Wreck It Ralph, two movies that excited me when I first heard about them and made me hope they wouldn't turn out to be disappointments. This does my heart good.

Ah, I'm so happy to see "A" reviews for this and Wreck It Ralph, two movies that excited me when I first heard about them and made me hope they wouldn't turn out to be disappointments. This does my heart good.

Well, I don't expect Obama to suddenly end the war on drugs, but I am a bit surprised that he has raided more medical marijuana dispensaries than Bush did.

Well, I don't expect Obama to suddenly end the war on drugs, but I am a bit surprised that he has raided more medical marijuana dispensaries than Bush did.

I have no doubt Lucas burned the original negative years ago. He treats that film the way most people would treat a sex tape they made with their mistress.