People in my theatre cheered when he popped up too. (they also cheered at just seeing Billie Piper's name appear during the opening credits so maybe it was just an excitable bunch). I think Matt Smith's energy and personality helped to grow the brand and open more people to the show but now many of these new fans…

I didn't think it was a disaster, but rather it seemed like they created a checklist of all the things they wanted to incorporate first and then put together a story to tie them together second. let's see…

*clap*

Yeah, Dave Chappelle could really say, "we've got to take a commercial break" 6 times per episode like none other.
But otherwise, I do agree with you. Their in-between segments with the audience feel too forced.

I could as well.

Celeste

Put out an APB for a male suspect driving a…
car of some sort.  Driving in the direction of…you know…that place that sells chili.

I was pretty disappointed when I actually went to Excalibur and it wasn't filled with British people who knew all about wizards.

"thief"

Most everyone I went to school with just barely passed the modeling section.

Drew Carey makes everything worse.  That includes The Drew Carey Show.

As a guest, Phil Lamarr fit in rather well.  From an episode I remember, (searched but couldn't find) his pitch for the worst infomercial, "If you're like me, you're sick of having arms…"

Iron helps us play!

The question is vague.  It doesn't say what kind of candy, whether anyone is watching…

I was going to say that I felt the seed bell was Hans Moleman's greatest moment on the show, but then remembered that "are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?" and "didn't that movie used to have a war in it?" existed thanks to this clip:

Now I have that scene playing out in my head filled with cliché action movie one-liners like:

I wound up getting all five of the Simpson family "head sets" after buying the Homer one because I was a stickler for consistency.

Can't believe Speedway Squad (in color) didn't make the list

Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.

I'm still pretty sure Budweiser Platinum is just Bud Ice in a different bottle, so I wouldn't count that as "new".