Crash and Gladiator WON. 'Nuff said.

*Owen Wilson records his (this time successful) suicide attempt, thereby insuring his winning an Oscar next year.*

"Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain" is more accessible than the first one. Try that.

I like "White Light/White Heat" and most of Nico's solo stuff better than the first VU record. Now you know what kind of person I am.

As a child I hated E.T. Now I just sort of dislike it.

You're just trolling now, ET. I mean, Dave Grohl > Kurt Cobain?! Bull fucking shit. I realize that in our day and age it is socially acceptable to dislike Nirvana, but I did not know that it was okay to alternatively okay to revere goofy pseudo-rock money-fueled novelty acts like Grohl and the Foo Fighters.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas is the only Xmas ANYTHING that I try to experience every year. Otherwise, fuck Christmas.

mbs is usually drunk when he praises things though, especially on a Monday. So maybe this is a rare moment of sobriety?

Now it's back home to our tenements to drown ourselves in rye!

At least it eliminates the awkwardness.

charlie don't surf

I really liked the name As Your Attorney, and the idea of seeing a band called Penguins With Shotguns still appeals to me. I thought the winner was The House That Gloria Vanderbilt, though.

Do you really think that Zemeckis couldn't have directed The Game or Panic Room? Or that the 13 year-old boy friendly faux-antiestablishmentism of Fight Club isn't related to the commercially viable faux-antiestablishmentism of, say, Back to the Future? Had he made Rendezvous with Rama I can imagine it being very much…

What do you mean "could go"?

He's a MAN! We wrestled!

Yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game.
Video game?

Wow, a real answer. Thankee. 'Zat "The Unknown" with armless Lon Chaney? And a very young Joan Crawford?

Make me.

Yeah, I guess they could lose the books and shit. But $200 for 25 John Ford movies is actually a pretty good price. And there's only the one version of HGWMV, I thought.

Who the fuck is Kanye West?