WACKEST EVER SHIT FUCKING, I say.

There were a couple of decent Goosebumps, but the vast majority were lame, even for kids' books. I remember one called "The Scarecrow Walks At Midnight" sort of scared me (I always had a thing for scarecrows), but on the whole Bunnicula owns it.

Oh what a wonderful little series that was! Vampire rabbits are the best.

It's just that the AV Club hates the real America.

Strippers with terrible Canadian accents? No thanks.

I now second the dude above who says Hitchcock/Dethklok. It just makes sound sense. Although the Queensryche one might still work. Beatles… mehhhhhhh… I'm thinking maybe Beatles/Keaton, just because it matches up.

i still don't understand…
…why anyone, ANYONE, would want to claim to be "of" Montreal.

Lex did the usual presidential stuff: he faked a war, stole millions, blew up Topeka, restricted the use of fossil fuels. 'Twas a disaster, but he comes off better than W. Also, Pete Ross was the VP.

Hitchcock/Helloween? Or maybe the Queensryche "operation Mindcrime" shirt?

John ford/judas priest
That is all. Except that Tarr should have been the Ratt logo.

I wanted the Fassbinder first!

Meet me at the Total Experience in one halfa-hour.
(or something like that)

harold lloyd + jurassic bark
Rich-Bart looks like Harold Lloyd, especially during the elongated party scene where he looks like he walked straight out of the opening scenes of "A Sailor-Made Man."

The only thing I remember is Ludacris talking about country music, and even then I'm not sure if he was for or against it. For?

The "Short Cuts" book is dead weight anyway. Just get the original books.

Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues

You're HITLER!

I don't know… transcripts of Palin indicate that she speaks the way Gertrude Stein writes, so that COULD be called genius.

Indeed, The Devil's Rejects is one of the most hilariously awful, pathetic, amateurish pseudo-horror movies ever made and the Tobias write-up should be extremely entertaining.

real music
There's this seemingly endless shot/scene of the two Gerrys trudging across a landscape in profile, and you can hear this TRUDGE TRUDGE of their boots through dirt, and can hear nothing else, no dialogue no nothing, and this is one of the most arresting, hypnotic things I've ever seen. It's like music, the…