I love Marble Index more than almost anything. Once I tried clearing people out with Desertshore, but it didn't work. Then I tried Goodbye 20th Century. Nuh-uh. Know what worked? A Maurice Chevalier compilation. 'Nuff said.

sounds like the greatest thing ever
Especially when you need to clear people out of your house at 3 A.M. I'm going to need a copy.

Whaddaya mean the entire rogues gallery? In the final issue the Penguin somehow gets shoehorned in, but Ivy worked well and they really needed the Scarecrow for Mother's Day and the Riddler on April Fool's Day. Mad Hatter was worthwhile for his sPEECH pATTERNs and how can you do a long Batman story and not include the…

It's just there's the scene where some goon says "what is it?" and Murphy says "The Baaaatman" in such a way that gives me uncomfortable flashbacks to Jim Carrey's Riddler. Shiver.

aerosmith sucks
'Nuff said.

The women… the women prefer the traditional monsters.

Did he train you? Did he rehearse you? Did he tell you exactly what to do, what to say? You were a very apt pupil too, weren't you? You were a very apt pupil!

Worst/campiest performance in Batman Begins: Cillian Murphy FTL

Dark Knight, Saturday. Am prepared for inevitable disappointment.

Lex Luthor on the Superman cartoon was supposed to look like Telly Savalas.

Gyllenhaal looks like a grown-up.

Admittedly, Zombie should stick to music videos and trailers. No more features ever for the love of Satan.

I don't think…
…anywhere near enough good movies have been made in my lifetime to fill such a list out.

Poor Dawn…

Killshot's directed by John Madden. Wait… John Fucking Madden!? John "Shakespeare in Love"Madden!? I don't really foresee great things. Maybe I've overreacting.

Poor man Sparks

A friend said of Ravenous: "everything about it was really good, but it was a terrible, terrible film."

Of course Quentin hated Jackie Brown - it was a movie for adults.

But don't be reading my mind between four and five. That's Willy time!

John Hillcoat. Not as dire as Ridley Scott, anyway.