"You all saw that woman shoot first."

Bigtime fail for spelling "pretension" wrong. Bonus lost points for adding a hyphen to "premeditation." And you call yourself a doctor.

…except that Sea Change just isn't a very good album. It's derivative, it's musically, lyrically, and emotionally flat, and it diminishes the personality of the artist. And it's boring too. Art may be subjective, but there are still standards.

I've only really managed to listen to that one once. As unlistenable messes go, it's up there with the greats.

Every Beck Album > Sea Change, although granted I have not heard a new album of his since Guero and am not going to. Sea Change was supposed to be a personal album, I assume, and it finally revealed that Beck has no personality of his own, just bits and pieces of records from the 70s.

Anyone who would say that is clearly an asshole, especially when other great records came out that year.

I don't think I even have any '99 records besides The Soft Bulletin, which is good but not something I'm going to get emotional over. Ditto 2001, replacing Soft Bulletin with Love & Theft.

1996: Weezer - Pinkerton
1997: Sleater-Kinney - Dig Me Out
1998: Mercury Rev - Deserter's Songs
1999: ???
2000: Radiohead - Kid A
2001: ???
2002: Notwist - Neon Golden

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1984: Minutemen - Double Nickels on the Dime
1985: Dead Kennedys - Frankenchrist (it's all I could think of)
1986: Smiths - The Queen is Dead
1987: Dinosaur Jr - You're Living All over Me
1988: Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation
1989: Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique
1990: Pixies - Bossanova
1991: My Bloody Valentine -…

Hell, who ISN'T a victim of Angel's? In terms of Spike, while

But Roger Ebert IS Garfield. And his reviews for usual Suspects and Team America are pretty dead on. Those movies are terrible.

Ah, the continued influence of Cop Rock.

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So Mr. F is the villain, right?

yeah well the worm comes over th mountain screaming NUMBERS like god unto the rainbow 198236450981263991! and thr3

Super Mario Bros. is one of the great popular art exhibits of the 1980s pipe dream honesty ashwater ul so river

you found the grappling hook
Is surprisingly fun. And not very hard.

Yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game.
Video game?

they better get to work…
…on making new Jaws movies.

Ironically, the only national anthem that's not a complete embarassment to everyone involved is "Deutschland Uber Alles." No wonder it was banned for so long.

Bunnies are way too scary for TV, dude.