Great song. Stupid, but great.

Metal Machine Music syncs up with everything, though.

Yes it is.

Oh! The Mask of Fu Manchu appears to be on again on Monday… so solly.

Ugh. Sorry if that's unreadable, but you can't out in too many line breaks evidently. Stupid message boards.

But would you rather rock and roll all night or party every day?

Nathan woke up. Nathan had a hard-on.
Nathan made coffee with bourbon. Gentleman Jack.
Bitch had left the TV on. Bad Back Jack had a starring role. Bad Back Jack talked about Castro. Bad Back Jack joked about cigars and broads. Bad juju.
Bitch still asleep on the couch. Bitch snored.
Nathan kicked her thigh. Nathan…

Bah! Never Give a Sucker an Even Break features Margaret Dumont as "Mrs. Hemoglobin," and that by itself is enough to elevate it to the status of greatest movie ever made ever.

They didn't do an introduction for that one; it was on pretty late. And you gotta love Myrna Loy as anything.

None of the "technological terror" episode of X-Files are any good, if memory serves. Some, like "First Person Shooter," are as bad as it ever got on that show, and that's saying something.

Speaking of which, did you see those Fu Manchu movies from a few weeks ago? The Karloff one is, without a doubt, the most unspeakably racist movie I've ever seen. I mean, there's a scene where an old white Englishman opines, "when will we understand these yellow savages?" just as he and his European associates break…

George "The Animal" Steele FTW.

Ella Guru!

Wow…
…it's that good, huh?

For God's sake, Brannigan! Cover your shame! I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles just to look at another man's gizmo.

I dunno - Barbados Slim and the Australian Guy are pretty awesome, not to mention Santa Claus.

NIXON'S BACK!!!

babaric
I kinda like the cover

dumb angel
It's so great to see this out. Yay!

Is it too late to make a joke about Catholic priests having sex with children? Somebody think of a joke like that.