My heart stopped for a second.

Ginger would have easily won if she came off more likable, which has become essential to win. She gave some stellar performances, but she was simply too shady and not funny enough.

Gurrrrlll I watched that a long time ago. I have to say that Cucumber has one of the least satisfying endings to a show in recent memory.

Yes, Pearl has by far the largest fan base. She has over 200k followers on Instagram, the most out of all the season 7 queens. I like Pearl a lot, but she is a "fan favorite" because everyone wants to fuck her (myself included).

Awwww sweetie, we are all fat, disgusting sacks of crap. That's why we're here!

I mentioned that I'm trying. I'm just bad at it. Clearly, the lesson is "never try"

Apparently I'm INTP. Not sure if that's accurate or if I agree with it, but that's what the website told me.

Haha you sound just like the nurse at the urgent care I walked out of!

It better be worth it. My boner has been waiting for two weeks damn it. The doctors told me that wasn't possible BUT HERE WE ARE

Or you two can just come to DC and have sex while I crysterbate in the corner

*Contorts face*

I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX HAVING WITH THE MENS AND THE WOMENS, DAMNIT.

I blacked out for a while due to the sheer ecstasy my body was experiencing.

I'm not that disrespectful. I brought my own mop along with some spermicidal lube. You can never be too careful.

I saw Mad Max: Fury Road today and I orgasmed 14 times in the theater.

A man's penis is a "sensitive" subject, for some reason.

Income?

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I think the "artificial" nature of RuPaul's Drag Race really showed this season. Normally, I don't care because it's wickedly entertaining and there is at least one queen that I absolutely love. But, I don't really love anyone in the top three. Like last season, we have a fan favorite leaving the episode before the…

The one time I hooked up with a drag queen, he had a huge dick. So, we clearly have enough evidence to publish a peer-reviewed study in the New England Journal of FIERCENESS