Not as strong as the last episode, but plenty of great moments! So glad Fiona got to make peace with Jimmy/Jack/Steve and move on. I'm also really happy she admitted to Gus that she cheated on him right away. I wasn't in the mood for another "hiding an affair" storyline. Ian's mental breakdown is so sad to watch, but…

My text conversation with my friend when that moment happened:
Me:"Patrick no. No Patrick"
Him: "Nooooooooooooooo"
Me: "Bad Patrick"
Him: "Oh God"
Me: "Bad Boy. Ugh."
Him: "Oh godddddddd."

I completely wrote off the text/call that Patrick got. I was so wrapped up with Doris that it went right over my head. The episode did a great job building up to that final scene with Kevin and Patrick that I didn't even notice it.

Doris is the best character to ever exist on everything ever.

This…This is an excellent point. I withdraw my inquiry and will go take my anti-pressure suppository.

"You find me fascinating, even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer."
"Lions?! There are sea lions on the land?"
"Yup! We call them 'Land Sea Lions.' I tame them."

"It's ocean madness alright. Sailors call it 'Aqua dementia.' The deep down crazies! The wet Willies! The screaming moist…

Question about "The Deep South"

"This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they could put it in the form of a suppository…"

Exactly. Being cis-gendered I can't comment on if it actually was offensive or insensitive to the community, but it certainly didn't come off that way. Abbi was more annoyed that Bevers didn't go through with the proposal because she wanted him out of the apartment. Everyone on the boat cheered for her, the lawyers…

I gave up on Freak Show because it was a hot mess, and not in a gloriously fun way that was "Coven." But God damn I have to give this a shot. After Gaga crushed her Oscar performance, I feel like I owe her a chance.

I finally wrote a post in my blog about my favorite movies of 2014! I hadn't made a post in nine months, so I'm glad I actually managed to complete something!

There is literally no such thing as a "volunteer shift." You can volunteer early and do something that isn't part of your job, but if you go to work and do the thing you are routinely paid for, that's not volunteering.

I want a tattoo! I think really well done tattoos can be beautiful. I was thinking a dragon with a flower crown that is having sex with a mermaid version of Michael Fassbender.

The Booze Thread

To both you and Dr. Jacoby: I've had issues with sleep for pretty much all my life. In middle school, I used Harry Potter books on tape to help lull myself to sleep. Now I've upgraded and fall asleep to episodes of 30 Rock on Netflix. It's pretty much why I used to work the night shift at the emergency room. Even…

*Eyes Widen*

I know I am a good guy, but I was just saying that I could be better when it comes to sex. I have a trend of wining, dining, sexing and then fleeing. It's not the classiest thing, but we're not all perfect I suppose.

OK, I'm going to put this out there. First 15 minutes did not work that well for me. It felt really forced. I mean REALLY forced. "Wow, we've had such a good run. Now, let me touch a part of your body for an overly long period of time." It just felt awkward and I honestly didn't care that much about what happened to…

Ann, you rainbow infused space unicorn