I love how epic an image those few sentences create. Brilliant.

OH JESUS HOW DARE YOU

This is a neat idea.
Imagine getting a feature like this way back in the early seasons of the Simpsons. That'd be neat-o.

I like Juno, I do.
But those oh-so-quirky turns of phrase littered throughout are so fucking forced and irritating.

Guy with my name was the last governor of California. Weird stuff!!

Swartzwelder strikes again!

I actually listened to it so much that it's hard to now. Not because I got tired of it, but because it makes me feel so nostalgic that it's almost an uncomfortable experience. Not sure why exactly, but it is. Now I usually listen to the later stuff. Which sucks, because that early period is SOOO killer.

The Stones—8th grade
Mainly early Between the Buttons stuff. Just spoke to me, ya know?

This actually sounds…
interesting.

YES

Volcano is a fucking beautiful song.

There's a whole ocean of trolls under our feet!

Satanic is good enough.

Did anyone else skip
all the Quidditch scenes while reading? Or at least skim them? I sure did. Fucking boring, man.

Maybe God was really bitter
about how bad The Doctor was?

Oh Jesus fucking Christ
What a great premiere.

Oh my fuck
I hated this show so much as a kid.

I want to
go to there.

I think you should cut her some slack guys!
Seriously!

Here's a request
Will someone please photoshop that picture of Lynch so he's holding a Men In Black memory eraser. Please? I'm deadly serious.