INSIDE JOB!

If this is a REAL MUSIC FESTIVAL why HAVEN'T I HEARD OF ANY OF THE BANDS!  My show's gonna be all over this!

I WENT DOWN TO THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY AND THEY WOULDN'T ME IN!  ME!  A FORMER NAVY SEAL AND GOVERNER! WHAT ARE THEY HIDING!?

9/11 was an INSIDE JOB! WHY WOULD TOWERS JUST FALL LIKE THAT?