Hydrofoil for some, miniature American hydrofoil for others!

I think the AV Club should stop reviewing Family Guy as well. It's abundantly clear that the show is not what it once was, but I get the impression that this reviewer would not enjoy it even if it was firing on all cylinders and had a run comparable to this season's American Dad. What little praise the show has had…

"For one thing, Terra Nova is very expensive, as every episode
costs tons of money to animate those incredibly lifelike dinosaurs that
lip-synch popular songs for the amusement of the effects staff, until
they stop slacking off for five minutes and throw together the dinosaurs
that are actually seen on the show."
Congra…

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?"
"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!"

Michael Cera always playing the same character in his movies is one of two things:
1. He's not acting, he really is just like that in real life.
Or 2. It's an act to score sympathy sex and he's actually the King of the Bros.

Warner Bros. have never been the same since they got stuck under the ogre's butt.

I am here on behalf of Black Bolt. Black Bolt has refused to comment on this matter. Last time he did, Atlantis was destroyed. Namor is yet to forgive him, as that was where he kept his porn and weed stash for when the bros came to visit. Black Bolt apologises for the inconvenience and thanks you for your…

I want to go to the box factory. Yay boxes!

TV Tropes for the win!

Cheese it!

Hitler vs Mecha Hitler 2: Mecha Hitler takes Manhattan!

Bridesmaids and the Cloneosaurus

Small Soldiers also had Phil Hartman in it. Therefore, guaranteeing a shitty movie and guaranteeing a great movie cancel each other out, thus resulting in guaranteeing a meh movie.

David Cross is a record executive! But David Cross is gonna find out that being record executive is harder than it looks! Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked! Rated PG13!

B'oh!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

The Tire Fire did it.

Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?