why were you concerned? Is Kiera Knightley's prettiness suddenly eclipsing her utter unlikeability and unwillingness to proceed past the Kristen Stweart school of acting?

that is a relief. I have a slight hipster infatuation with this man. (but I am not Tumblr chick. And trust me, I'd admit it if I was.)

…and coffee and tv
go together like rebecca black and pumpkins

I was expecting it to return to the normal format after the cold open, which is why I enjoyed the fact that they stuck with it. Shades of Community…

I didn't know MGMT covered that song.

I also liked "Kenneth: Elderly Page." The Kenneth is an old person (or sometimes, a muppet) joke really gets me for some reason, even though I understand it not at all.

I LIKE THE OFFICE. OKAY? OKAY.
That said, NBC is being incredibly naive to think it will succeed without Carell. And, hooray about Community. I was so fucking relieved when I heard that.

@why: actually, I'm getting the sense that you've never read Hitchens. A lot of what GING is about is that he leaves believers alone and wants them to leave him alone, and he hates the game not the player - "how religion poisons everything" is more about dogma itself than the people who subscribe to it. So, it's not…

I think what this song is actually indistinguishable from is a Weird-Al parody of pop music rather than actual pop music.

My principle is almost always that great bands shouldn't reform later. All this makes me sad. I'm sad now.

Actually, I think I just figured it out: the heavy synths can elevate a stupid power ballad to an acceptable guilty pleasure, and also make Perry seem less serious and unlikeable than Pink. (That exclamation point in her name doesn't help much either.)

Pink is way more boring that KP…I think it's the synths. Or Snoop Dogg. Something, anyway.

@maxlamb: the lack of love for Arcade Fire makes me sad. Maybe I should be moving on, true to my hipster sensibilities, but I personally think they're more interesting and transcendent aesthetically. That said, I love Animal Collective as well and am probably going to buy those sneakers since I'm in high school and…

It's kind of weird that there really isn't anyone I know who's a fan of her. And yet she gets her own TV show and is a continuing contributor. I guess I always assumed she and Stewart were sleeping together.

Calvinist: IMO, the trailers were pretty good and the movie was a massive fucking disappointment. That is such an overrated film to Megamind's underratedness.

I want to know where these girls get their beauty verified. Is that a service that comes with membership?

am a girl. hate gwyneth. a lot.

I always thought that was where B.o.B's name came from, the Outkast song. because it's seriously kick ass. And "Just The Way You Are" makes me want to shoot myself in the heart, honestly.

@Dogstyle: don't jump to conclusions.

The only better 30 Rock name is "A Blaffair to Rememblack." That's literally in my top five TJ quotes of all time. Then again, "Arsenio Billingham" would probably make the top ten.