@Insert Pun Here: is that like an off-brand licensed veterinarian?

3) his mind

@Plate: No. The show's got to make like 5x that much per ep, and Sheen's bad press. Also he ridiculed the show multiple times and it got widely reported on. They would just look like pussies if they didn't fire him.

sure - Kyle, you're cool and all, but Newswire just isn't the same without the mental image of a certain adorable hipster crouched over his MacBook.

I used to watch Flipping Out (is that still on?) and am not ashamed of it. That was a fucking hilarious show. Also Project Runway before it moved. This show grosses me out, though.

BRING BACK O' NEAL
I DEMAND IT

fastandsloppy wins all you bitches. besides everyone knows unregistered users have no valid opinions.

@Sean: is there a youtube vid of that somewhere? please link. PLEASE.

#winning

eminem, whale masturbation
could this be a new contender for best headline?

FRANCO! FRANCO!

@Phil Collins: Seconded.

God DAMN does that Gyllenhaal movie look awful. I actually liked the look of this one. The Source Code trailer was so vague it smacked of the commercial for Steve Martin's company in that 30 Rock episode he guested in.

Let me get this straight: you thought he was in a grand theoretical deconstruction of celebrity, but only now you began to think he was a douchebag?

Will there be a Poe allusion?

Kevin Spacey is a fucking god. Don't even.

And murder Jude Law with an amazing Southern accent.

In a world where grown women sing into hairbrushes, then yes, I would assume there would not be many of them in the business world.

OF COCK

She was only 1/3 of a wife on Big Love…so probably not.