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Please…WHAT DID HE SEE IN THE CABIN OF THE LOST SALT FIELD???!!!!!

I got dosed by acid once. I was with Johnny Boy and them at the Copa. Fucking BOAC stewardess put it in my drink. Jerry Vale starts singing and the next thing I look at over at Junior and he's got lasers coming out of his fucking eyes!

Star Wars VII: Do You Like Sand?

Bullet to the Head has a bullet the to head, but Football to the Groin has a football to the groin.  Which should I see?

I think that cover is for the movie Color Me Blood Red.  In which a painter goes nuts and uses the blood of his victims to paint, not houses, but paintings.  
I know this because the image of that box cover has been seared into my memory.
This would actually make a good entry on this list - I rented it in 4th grade and

I think that cover is for the movie Color Me Blood Red.  In which a painter goes nuts and uses the blood of his victims to paint, not houses, but paintings.  
I know this because the image of that box cover has been seared into my memory.
This would actually make a good entry on this list - I rented it in 4th grade and