It's so Michael Scottesque

My teenage cousins review:
"This is the first album I've ever bought on iTunes."

This feels like their most Paul Simon-y one yet, which I love. Probably wasn't their goal, but I like it, it's super relaxing. 

I'll marry you, Ders. 

Just because you carry a concealed weapon doesn't mean you automatically start shooting at non-violent people with weapons. At least in my experiences…

Did anyone else at least fleetingly decide that maybe Casey Wilson was the mother? Just a little?

Let this be a lesson to both Branson and William!! Sybil died because Branson stopped driving cars and crossed class lines, and William died because aristocrats just shouldn't be driving, but Branson couldn't do it for him!

A, because Christopher Waltz is even more attractive beardless than I imagined. 

That was my thought— Jane Eyre? Original.

I know, I still think he did it! Every time he had a private conversation with someone I was like, oh, Bate's is gonna go crazy and kill em!

I was also surprised that everyone seemed to think Thomas couldn't help the way he was, I didn't think that was a common view back then. 

And I've been hating on Branson since he appeared, but now that he's sulking instead of being an ass, he's super hot. 

Lord Grantham is all the sudden really progressive about gays, but Edith better not be working for that newspaper!

I should have done something like that, but I watched 1 and 2 at the end of summer so I thought I'd just wait so I could enjoy it with my technologically illiterate mother. I think I googled Sybil actress or something when I found out. And this was back when she was awesome and not married to Branson, so I was pretty…

Well I know they can't be new newborn, but still, a swaddled doll would have been better when 100ish pound Mary is holding her.

Anyone else think that was a ginormous baby, for a baby that was said to be small? It's head was as big as Mary's!

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This was yet another important even that was ruined for me by an article headline months ago. I reacted much like we'd expect Mary to act, but in actuality how the royal doctor guy reacted, while my family members wondered if I have a heart. Thanks English newspapers who like to put spoilers in the title.

Whatever's in there that killed the Turk will certainly kill a fetus.

I didn't see it, but my mom's review was: "Why won't he just retire?"