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For some reason I can still recite some of the 'Dear John' opening themesong. I have no idea why. I didn't even like that show.

Clever Kristen
Attempting to distract the public from the trainwreck that is Burlesque, by reminding the public that she used to be Veronica Mars.

My favorite part of the Limo
is when the Nazis question George about something, and he gets all smug on them. I can't remember the exact dialogue but he's all "Who's the head the Aryan union?" The Nazis properly chastized just say "Yes, sir." And "You are sir." Then George just gives this hilariously smug head nod.

I know, I've often wondered that myself. Maybe it's because he has such a low key personlity. He's not Ben Stiller acting like an ass every year at the Oscars.

"largest and most accurate collection of database information pertaining to Star Trek"
In other words it's the words largest collection of fan fiction.

Egghead you better get over yourself.

I agree that people are so caught up in the WTH moment of finding out they were all dead in the flash sideways that they missed how truly great the final few moments of the show really were. In time maybe people will take a second look at the finale.

Is anyone ever completely happy with a series finale?
When Harry Potter ended half the people hated the ending, and half the people loved it. I am not sure I am completely happy with this finale but I am happy enough to overlook the Sidesways afterlife thing, which I haven't made up my mind about yet. I undestand the

I also liked when one person make a riff so funny it would make the others laugh. My favorite example of this is the end of Gunslingers, when the body count starts piling up and Tom Servo as the new sheriff screams bloody murder when he sees the bodies off screen. Joel is laughing when grabs Tom to take him out of the

The shorts rule. I really love them all, but a Date with your Family is probably my favorite because of :

There were things they would refer to that I didn't get until I saw some MST3K movie that I had never seen before and I realized they were referencing a previous move. Example "I didn't steal no bike." pops up in various spots but I never got that until I saw the Teenage Strangler movie, so now I have a new

What no mention of Parts: The Clonus Horror??? That's my favorite MST3K movie of all time. " HQ, My hat looks like a muffin. Over."

I've been waiting for 10 years
For some guy to ask me where I've been all his life, so I can say "Right here waiting for you. I was born in this room, I thought I would die in this room, alone. But now you're here and my life can truly begin."

Now I must know what the deal is with that movie. Were the just characters who happened to have the same names or was it some weird alternate universe where JFK lived on to become a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot.

Gabby had one of the funniest lines of the Suze Orman sketch with the bit about self-diagnosing herself online only to discover she was just drunk.

We never saw a scene of her finding out that Jack was her brother, but she must have been told at some point by Smokey. I'm sure the fact that her own brother abandoned her to the island was used to manipulate her to his side.

Desmond/Ilana
The growing sentiment seems to be that Desmond is aware of both worlds and trying to make the universes collide. But how did he know to bring Claire to Ilana? I have racked my brain tring to remember if Desmond and Ilana met in a prior season, but as far as I can remember they've nevet met. So how would

"We will never be apart again"
That line followed immediatly by Sun, Jin and the others being ordered to their knees at gunpoint, made me feel very VERY queasy. Now I'm thinking those two are SO going to die together.

Don't know if he can sing, but that never stopped Matthew Broderick.

That's funny. I knew instantly when Janis gave up Marcy she was either the real mole, or they both were, because I saw it on 24.