I just watched The Devil Within Her yesterday and was thinking it would make a good double feature with The Sinful Dwarf. A little person curses Joan Collins's baby and so the baby starts killing people. Or would Tiptoes be a better pairing?

This reminds me of the weirdest thing to ever happen in the world. Fabio, on the inaugural run of a roller coaster, surrounded by Greek nymphs, gets hit in the nose by a goose.

This reminds me of the weirdest thing to ever happen in the world. Fabio, on the inaugural run of a roller coaster, surrounded by Greek nymphs, gets hit in the nose by a goose.

The first review of Cabin Fever 2 I heard was enthusiastic so I watched it and ended up loving it. Every other review I saw from then on never rose above "It's terrible". So it's nice to know that somebody else liked it beyond me and that review I thankfully heard first.

The first review of Cabin Fever 2 I heard was enthusiastic so I watched it and ended up loving it. Every other review I saw from then on never rose above "It's terrible". So it's nice to know that somebody else liked it beyond me and that review I thankfully heard first.

That's what I think of too. Before seeing Boogie Nights I read a review that mentioned that line. I was surprised it was him that ended up saying it.

That's what I think of too. Before seeing Boogie Nights I read a review that mentioned that line. I was surprised it was him that ended up saying it.

The UP is filthy with vampires. And Norwegians.

The UP is filthy with vampires. And Norwegians.

Yeah, watching regularly I count 12. Geez. How do I fill 6 hours every day of the week?

Yeah, watching regularly I count 12. Geez. How do I fill 6 hours every day of the week?

I was so underwhelmed by the Dark Night movies I have no plans to see the third. However I did find it impossible not to watch Spiderman 3.  After all the horrible reviews it turned out to be not so bad.

I was so underwhelmed by the Dark Night movies I have no plans to see the third. However I did find it impossible not to watch Spiderman 3.  After all the horrible reviews it turned out to be not so bad.

The best Doritos were Collisions Zesty Taco/Chipotle Ranch but they seem to have been discontinued. My grocery store only has Cheesy Enchilada/Sour Cream, which was the worst one. Why is society so against me?

The best Doritos were Collisions Zesty Taco/Chipotle Ranch but they seem to have been discontinued. My grocery store only has Cheesy Enchilada/Sour Cream, which was the worst one. Why is society so against me?

What did people choose when Netflix split streaming and mail order? All my friends went with streaming but I don't understand choosing a limited selection of movies you can immediately see over a huge selection of movies you can see two days from now.

What did people choose when Netflix split streaming and mail order? All my friends went with streaming but I don't understand choosing a limited selection of movies you can immediately see over a huge selection of movies you can see two days from now.

If we're talking about Taco Bell shells, Nacho Cheese got my attention, Cool Ranch might get me in the door.

If we're talking about Taco Bell shells, Nacho Cheese got my attention, Cool Ranch might get me in the door.

Seinfeld was never great. NBC hasn't made a good show since Texaco Star Theater.