It's not an alien invasion. It's your assumption that makes the plot not make sense. If it's something like the aliens leaving behind their criminals on death row it works just fine.

Once when someone said to Roseanne, "You look like a man", her response was, "Suck my dick!". She is better than you.

Once when someone said to Roseanne, "You look like a man", her response was, "Suck my dick!". She is better than you.

First of all, Angel is a good movie. Secondly, it also stars that person who's always standing and walking. And he is also entertaining.

First of all, Angel is a good movie. Secondly, it also stars that person who's always standing and walking. And he is also entertaining.

You're thinking of the lead singer of the Pixies.

You're thinking of the lead singer of the Pixies.

A few years ago there was this span of a month where I watched his season of Seinfeld, Close Encounters, Altered States, started watching Tales From the Darkside (he directed the pilot) and My Boyfriend's Back. All by chance. I became fascinated by him because, for a few weeks anyway, I was sure Bob Balaban was…

A few years ago there was this span of a month where I watched his season of Seinfeld, Close Encounters, Altered States, started watching Tales From the Darkside (he directed the pilot) and My Boyfriend's Back. All by chance. I became fascinated by him because, for a few weeks anyway, I was sure Bob Balaban was…

And it has a cameo by Matthew McConaughey, except it's not a cameo because he wasn't anybody then.

And it has a cameo by Matthew McConaughey, except it's not a cameo because he wasn't anybody then.

I didn't know Jamaa Fanaka just died. I really liked Welcome Home Brother Charles. It's a killer penis movie.

I didn't know Jamaa Fanaka just died. I really liked Welcome Home Brother Charles. It's a killer penis movie.

This town is a part of us all… a part of us all… a part of us all!

This town is a part of us all… a part of us all… a part of us all!

Flintstones chewable morphine!

Flintstones chewable morphine!

She has the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Does she floss?

She has the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Does she floss?

The first tickets I won through the AV Club (are they still doing that?) was for a Kelly Hogan (with Carolyn Mark) concert. It gave me a great excuse to invite someone who became my first friend in a new city. Thanks AV Club!