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Did you have a hard time getting your e-mail because you spelled "weird" wrong?

Did you have a hard time getting your e-mail because you spelled "weird" wrong?

The polka medleys are actually very good, too
They help you remember which songs were popular at the time. It's like a TIME CAPSULE.

The polka medleys are actually very good, too
They help you remember which songs were popular at the time. It's like a TIME CAPSULE.

There's that, but he got very protective of Natalie…as if she were being corrupted by Ashley. Seems there's more to that than just lazy and duplicitous.

My Own Stray Not-Asked-For Observations
* What's the deal with the women being so heavily made up at these reunions? Many of them look better with the "natural/dirty" look they rock during their time in captivity. And Dave's fiancee was the worst — girl looked like she was trying to use plasticine to look like Sofia

I assumed Phil's speech was supposed to make people go, "Oh, he only PORTRAYED an asshole! What a lovable scamp that Phil actually is! Wow, he really put one over on me."

That's the point where Phil should have replied to Julie, "And THAT'S why you're house is being foreclosed."

Phile's Phinal Speech
What a letdown. Was expecting/hoping for a gamechanger of a speech. He had a chance of getting more votes (though some would never change their minds no matter what) but he couldn't close the deal.

Exit Wounds: The Credits
In case you care, here's a link to that ad-libbed scene that Tom raves about: Tzn3s3t2Dqk

Enter a room "dick first"
Isn't that how he'd enter a room in any fashion, even if he were crawling?

He probably wasn't getting much business, since his "office" was some shack under a bridge or something.

That whole scenario went kind of nowhere, other to add to the "here's why this guy is a psycho" list. As I recall, the "Harry beat me up" accusations didn't really affect the investigation or the rest of the movie.

Hard-Punching Black Guy for Hire
I just want to know how you locate a guy whom you have to pay to beat you up. Is there a lot of business in that?

I was worried about all the 5-star reviews until I saw that most of them were sarcastic.

The Prose Spiked My Eyes With Laxatives
That is all. I'm about to paint the room brown.

If you have kids, it's an A-
My 6- and 4-year-old enjoy this, as well as America's Funniest Home Videos, so I'd grade shows like these on a curve. They also like that fucking Fred, too, so there you have it. I try to balance their diet with Tex Avery cartoons, but I still had to see the Yogi Bear movie and the fucking

More "Crime Story" starring Dennis Farina.