It was really, really random. I wonder if there's a story behind it.

Great points. I've always suspected that Richie's lack of ambition to do anything more than cut hair was a facade. I think the environment he grew up in and his apparently toxic relationship with his father has made him afraid to express his ambitions. While its perfectly fine to have a thing for white boys, his…

In place of Patrick, I would like to courageously volunteer to be brutally manipulated into a sexual relationship with Kevin.

I don't need to learn something I already know.

Eh, he was drunk.

Being bro-ish was supposed to be his flaw? He made me want to howl at the moon every time he entered a scene.

Well Jon's last line suggested he's finally caught on that something is going on. I wonder if maybe Kevin finally fessed up later that night.

That wig almost drained all my lust for Dom. Almost.

Don't listen to her Dom. Its not weird, please send it, my body is ready.

it really was a bad night for speech-giving gay guys with Patrick in their name . I left the terribly awkward Oscars to watch this. If You had told me before hand that Looking would be less gay and more awkward I would have spit out my beer.

It would have been interesting to hear Groff try to sing badly, since his character was drunk and had no aforementioned singing talent.

I'm pretty sure he knew who Legolas was; he just guessed Link first. It could have been worse: he could have asked him if he was Zelda.

I thought his acting and lines were really bad. James's, I mean. Well and Bloom too I guess.

its pretty sad, because there is so much potential in the concept of a magician hosting the Oscars, so of course the choose the lamest magic bit.

I volunteer.

What about your other dad?

I'll say it again: the Academy doesn't love America like we do.

I heard he's already signed on for that.

I legitimetely thought he said "that little prick called eagle," and assumed it was a Birdman joke or something.

Welp