He was gonna pull a Kanye but changed his mind

AVC commentary has entertained me far more than most shows, particularly Girls.

Leave.

OK, well I'm losing my shit. Oh and Julie Andrews just walked up, fuck.

Every gay guy is losing his shit

I feel like I've just binged watch the entire season of a mostly mediocre network show. How is this not over, fuck…Oh, look ScarJo, never mind.

They're just trying to make buzzy moments for headlines. I wouln't cede to the Academy the artistic and intellectual gift of "self-awareness."

He did!

"The subject of CitizenFour could not be here for some treason." Saving the good ones for last, huh NPH?

For a wild moment I thought he was coming out.

Sorry but your friend is completely misguided. They were only a small fraction of his victims.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez ;-;

At least they are holding applause.

The Academy doesn't love America the way I do.

Maybe if I'm not shy I'll talk about my first time, "Priest."

"It was flaccid too"

You must elaborate in the Looking Oversharing Corner.

Says who?

Only because of the milk. She just had a kid.

Or have taken them off and put them on display to the right of the stage.