She's religious too. That means if she gets pregnant, she stays pregnant. I dated a girl like that in high school.

The class of '97 may prove that the loneliness and despair that comes with turning 30 or nearing it drives people into anonymous Internet chats.

'99. Metamucil is good at all ages, especially after all the lousy crap you eat during the holidays/football season.

Always leave that corpse behind looking beautiful. Big fan, but three seasons would be just fine with me.

Always leave that corpse behind looking beautiful. Big fan, but three seasons would be just fine with me.

I got the entire series in Hong Kong for $50. I didn't expect it to work, but I couldn't pass on it. Works perfectly. um…motherfuckers!

I got the entire series in Hong Kong for $50. I didn't expect it to work, but it couldn't pass on it. Works perfectly. um…motherfuckers!

That sounds kind of great. "The Wire" meets Eugene O'Neill. I hope they make it to NY.

Luger's is the superior meal. I actually enjoy the bitter old bastards that serve the food there and think it adds to the experience. Nothing against Ruth's Chris though. Also, the bacon at Luger's is about an inch and a half thick and as noteworthy as the steak.

Luger's is the superior meal. I actually enjoy the bitter old bastards that serve the food there and think it adds to the experience. Nothing against Ruth's Chris though.

I was trapped in Laramie, Wyoming while driving cross country and I was shocked to see that Little Caesar's still even existed. The anytime walk-in 5 dollar pizza is a great value. With or without pepperoni, still five dollars.