His mascara, however, is on point.

Just wanted to pop in here and share that I hate Eragon with the intensity of a thousand suns. Carry on.

My vote is for Dylan Moran. Preferably in a role that lets him act like an asshole.

I've hosted several visiting Japanese students and faculty and they're usually freaked out by how many raw vegetables we eat.

Squid peanuts FTW!

As is the Kalamazoo Alamo. Godsend is the term I would use, yes.

See, I jumped back in on this expansion and started a new character to play with my kids and have been amazed at how busy the early game content has been. I haven't seen this many people in the Barrens since vanilla.

I disagree. Sith Lords are generally effective at getting what they want via manipulation and violence. Karl Rove is a Sith lord. Dick Cheney is a Sith lord. Kirk Cameron is, at best, the commander of a Star Destroyer who gets choked out by Vader in the first reel for being an insufferable fuck-up.

Cool Story Bro Time: When I made my first actual Dutch friend studying abroad in Japan, she turned out to be part of a poly triad living in a squat in Utrecht who played bass in an amazing noise rock band and could hang with the best of them when it came to alcohol. I wanted to take her home and show her off to my…

I grew up in West Michigan and can confirm that it's riddled with the descendants of Dutch immigrants who all seem to have moved here to avoid having the kind of fun one can have in the Netherlands.

Me too, I always thought the octopus line made perfect sense in a movie that prominently featured Chunk's history of making shit up to sound cool.

Bluetip's Join Us is amazing and I second the love for Smart Went Crazy's Con Art.

The Belafonte, a glock, and a Jacqueline DEEP SEARCH tattoo.

Has everyone seen Tate's EPK video? It's impressively awful. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I absolutely love Kate Beaton's stuff. Her comics are brilliant and funny as hell.

Agreed. I met him at the record store I used to work at when they popped in unannounced. My brain pretty much gave out and turned me into the Chris Farley Show sketch from SNL. Coyne was super nice despite my difficulty assembling a coherent sentence and even autographed something for me. He bought a Nelly CD and…

This is more or less exactly why the guitar smashing bit in Animal House is one of my favorite scenes.

My dad would tell people who said stuff like that that he was going to have the Pope revoke their denomination's franchise.

Dower?

The first book is the only one worth reading. The second book reads like the author clearly burned through all his good ideas for the first book, so now he's desperately scrambling to come up with something that never arrives. The end of the third proves that the ending of Maze Runner wasn't written as a cliffhanger…