Where is this bacon conversation?  I have some thoughts to contribute!

Stomach contents show last meal close to the time of death, consisting of… pizza! Topped with pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms… mushrooms… That sounds really good.

I'd like to punch Virginia Foxx like I've never wanted to beat down a 70 year old woman before.

Author of "A People's History of the United States."

Lydia's gigantic sunglasses!

Read and thoroughly enjoyed this article.

I gave it an A- too.

Goodbye, Cat Sweater.  You will be missed.  But I am really thinking about buying one of these:

Didn't care for the length of Stanley's dress.  But mostly I just wanted to comment so I could register my amusement with your "I see penises" admission.

Pretty much agree with your assessments, but I didn't care for Portland and Gym Teacher's look.  I get that it's made out of blinds and there's only so much you can do, but just LOOK at the bust on this thing. http://wpc.4d27.edgecastcdn…

Seconded.

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Tiny Pink Panther was the only laugh of the night for me.  But I did really love that pink cat. He was well cast.

If my job were to nail Lohan, I probably wouldn't want my friends hanging around while I'm doing that either.

Should've called Saul.

I've been thinking about reading the LBJ series, but I wonder if I really NEED to read 4 (eventually 5) books on his life.  But you would say it's worth it?

I look a picture of a swan made out of fruit one time.  It was really cool though.    And BIG.

And though he was just fired, he decided to go to an expensive restaurant for lunch.

And though he was just fired, he decided to go to an expensive restaurant for lunch.

Holy shit, THAT is the connection I've been trying to make in my subconscious mind.  (Embarrassingly enough, my brain devotes 15% of its background effort to thinking about Project Runway.)  You're totally right.