That leather overlay looks like the pads you buy to keep your rugs from sliding all over.  The bottom was possibly worse.  Reminds me of making dresses out of crepe paper at a slumber party.

Also, he said that he's not really a dressmaker.  Um, have you ever watched Runway before?  90% of the challenges require you to make a dress.

I am really ready for Michelle to get put in her place.

I too am beginning to doubt that the house flipping story line will ever be mentioned again.

You'll think the actors had their brains removed through the nose and discarded!

It took me until the Martha Marcy reference to realize we weren't talking about Peggy Olsen.

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Happy birthday, Betty White!

That was my favorite tiny moment of the night.  Subtle, but perfect.

I felt bad when Ted said she didn't have great cans.  I mean jeeze, how big do they need to be before they're amazing?

You're better off watching "Coming Home" if you want to really admire Jane's cans.  I never thought watching a paraplegic have sex could be so hot.

A Jose Canseco bat?  Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

Her laugh made me want to stab things.  It reminded me of the Courtney Stoddard impersonator on The Soup.

Eek, that neckline. Very 4-H club entry in the county fair.

How about in dogie years?

Also, I vaguely recall that she did quite well at RIT and worked as an engineer for IBM when women engineers were not too common.  So perhaps she is bringing some (artfully hidden) intelligence to the marriage.

My understanding of the complaints about "Girls" is that there is a bit more to see of Lena Dunham than one might expect in a Hollywood starlet.

@avclub-5fdbaa11bd42c308322756f60f43785f:disqus When deployed properly, still very effective.

If you can guarantee this, I will attend.  I am polite and do not sing along with the bands!  (PET PEEVE.)