Just show your boss your bloody urethra. That will take care of the problem one way or another.

Crazy Heart
Hey they gave me a new browster at work so I can actually post a new comment:

If you are at work, DO NOT go to avclubs.com.

On the other hand, if you're an aging musician who likes to drink too much, the movie Crazy Heart might not be the best one to go to with your very patient wife. Or so I hear.

When does Fargo get its leg-sticking-out-of-a-wood-chipper statue?

There is a Tibetan restaurant in Saint Paul, MN. It features greasy, gristle-y goat meat, some overpriced steamed dumplings, but not one fish item on the menu. Also, it smells bad in there.

Yep, that who I thought this was about, too. But yet I clicked on it anyway.

Lemmy didn't come off like a dick in that movie. He seemed pretty cool.

Breakfast in the can is really not all that bad, at least in Texas. Some powedered scrambled eggs, some white toast, some bacon. Just fine, actually. Oh wait…

That's a legitimate tactical stance when you're drunk!

My favorite B&B critique was when they were watching a video by Poison or somebody: "Those chicks look like GUYS!"

Sasha Grey.

Many many years ago I was watching the TV show with my older sister and she says, "I don't see how she can jump that high, dragging those huge TITS around."

Oh, yes he has many better songs, ones tha—BEER RUN BEER RUN BEER RUN BEER RUN BEER RUN BEER RUN.

Zombie: well, talking your way out of bed shows bad judgment, not just dumbness, which IS a legitimate reason not to fuck somebody, as any Dan Savage reader knows. And of course Palin arguably shows a lot of bad judgment in just about anything she does. But she hasn't had all that much political power yet, so it's not…

NO-DOZ tablets tasted kind of minty.

You guys haven't fucked any people who were dumb but good in bed? Your loss. Smart is sexy, but sexy is sexier.

Palin because she's obviously crazy and crazy chicks are frequently really good lays. Uninhibited and stuff. And fun-loving! Bashing the fishies with the clubs and stuff!

He also looks like someone left his head on the dashboard of their car on a really hot day.

Black Velvet whiskey, root beer, potato chips, dip.