Night Court had some moments early on before it got all liberal-issue-heavy. The episode when the woman bailiff got diabetes discussed some really important public health issues and also sucked.

Well god-damn you are right. Both his hands right there, raised up in skinny little fists. I wonder where I though his other hand was. That is apparently one confusing photograph, to drunk people at least.

To be fair, you can't see his left hand, so he could be holding a sign down there.

We need some good Wizard of Oz themed pornography.

He's a god-damned FISHWIFE, that's what he is.

Happy birthday, Slayer fan who is also somehow usually extremely positive and enthusiastic in all your posts!

Or how about something more evocative, like "Script fucking?"

They didn't know she was going to be thin when she was a BABY!

My sex robot can grate a pound of cheese in less than a minute!

And yet my wife's god-damned 17-year-old cat is STILL alive.

Some rednecks at a bar I was at last weekend played Kid Rock's "Sweet Home Alabama" song on the jukebox seven times in two hours. He's Kid Watered-Down Coutry Pop now.

Fucking Spot. So many great records, such shitty production.

Get ready for a "Smells Like McRib" TV commercial onslaught.

Depends on how much T they use.

Is Mark Fussell related to Paul Fussell? Because the Great War and Modern Memory and Wartime are pretty great books. Not that that has anything to do with my MASSIVE TRICEPS.

It's probably not THAt narrative. Also, Erica McLean is the widow of Clive McLean, original director of the world-renowned "Barely Legal" series, whose scenes famously all started with an 18-year-old girl writing, "Dear Barely Legal…" So maybe widow McLean learned her craft, including use of a flimsy narrative frame,…

The flower in that book smells like shit. My wife always rips that page out as soon as someone gives us a copy of the book, which has been four times so far. So now we have four copies of Pat the Bunny that go straight from "Judy smells the pretty flower" to "Now YOU feel Daddy's scratchy face."

Don't go cyanocoblamin' Fox if it tastes like shit.

Can you use it as lube?

I love it, especially when sung by a hippy in a hand-knit mushroom hat.