That's some good shit, Jorge.

His name sounds like "fartin' anus."

Jorge, I think as long as the photo was taken (or video shot) before the person was dead, there should not be a problem.

Yeah, like, how do they get around the eight months of the year they can't ride motorcyles? Snowmobiles? Toboggans? Sleighs pulled by methamphetamine addicts?

To see if the song or movie or show idea makes any money.

Heh heh. "Seminal runs."

Really. He should leave that to the priests! Fucking piker!

To paraphrase Hank Jr., beneath that lady part beats the heart of a child.

"Black jeans" are an indicator that someone is trying to be cool?

Maybe he means OWN in the ZMF sense of the word.

Next year he will be doing a trasvestite sitcom.

The only thing interesting about Rush's life story is the end.

GO BACK TO RUSSIA!

Free porn doesn't stop the voices. It provides them.

Tonight, after my 81-year-old father went home after drinking a couple of bottles of wine with me, I decided to actually listen to the Ween and Hamburger songs posted with this column. And, the Ween, meh. Skilled studio musicians, that's fine. Slightly offbeat lyrical content, not particularly challenging, hm-hm. I'd…

Ricin, a few weeks or months ago you said something like Rabin would have a segment on Boxcar Willie before he would get to Waylon, and now he does a segment on Rick Moranis' contributions to the genre. Now maybe you wish it WERE Boxcar Willie!

Jesus Christ that was the best laugh I have had reading AV Club in a while.

"playing"

Also, now that I think of it, that kid-size tee-ball bat is a lot like the "horse-cock" that the bartender was going to use on the characters the Last Detail. Except made of metal.

Also, those kid-sized aluminum tee-ball bats are really a good size for clubbing small animals, as long as the kid isn't around to see. Perfect size, weight, and hardness.