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And Mark Olson, too.

"My father created that green, inarticulate, ripped-purple-pants-wearing rage demon! I'll be damned if some dinner-plate-eared mouse and bare-assed sailor duck are going to rob me of my rightful inheritance!"

A pig that smart, you don't eat all at once.

All names not spelled using the Cyrillic alphabet are spelled wrong. Including Smauis. Spelling is overrrated.

Fidel and Ellworth: Early ska is great. As for second-generation ska, the Specials, and that's about it. Bad Manners is okay, too. I bought a big Two-Tone ska collection a while ago, thinking, "boy, I think I missed out on all that great second-generation ska back in the 80's when I was voluntarily bald! To think I

Sadsad: basically, N.R. fucked this "polyamorous" chick, she told him she didn't want to fuck him anymore, and was upfront about her "polyamory", but made the mistake of giving him another mercy fuck and also told him about screwing other people because she was so proud of herself for being "polyamorous." In return,

Too bad he didn't have one when writing his book. He might have left out that ill-considered chapter on the polyamorous girl.

Diabolical is your boss. Infernal is your place of work.

I think I know where that stripper blob mom works.

I liked Vanilla Ice's cover.

Diabolical is more evil. Infernal is hotter.

Poodog, how did you know the lullaby my mother sang to me as a child? You mean she didn't make it up herself?

That goes for almost every Hater and Tolerability Index subject.

Speaking of large families of freaks.

The Soul Asylum song is called "Easy Street."

Soul Asylum did an anti-suicide song on their record "…And the Horse They Rode in on," about a suicidal friend calling someone instead of killing himself. Pretty good song, recorded about five minutes before they started sucking. It really spoke to me when I was drunk and 21 and at a loud rock show.

I'm not sure where you can get help for that issue, but apparently there's this site about "cougars"…

So, reviews of Elephant Keeper and Rhino Ranch?

Which one? Does it involve hate?

Tommy the movie kind of sucks, but it's cool at the end to see all those super-old-school skinheads fucking with everything.