Did they come into your bedroom, wake you and tell you to open the window shades 20 minutes before it was time to get up?

To be fair, if a women with a child in her arms was distraught, what kind of person wouldn't feel compelled to intervene? It would take an unbelievable amount of self-control and apathy to just sit and observe. The rub is to be able to defuse and not exasperate the situation.

Jonesy, I hardly knew ye

But…that defies all logic. I don't understand. Why were they so mesmerized by a clown?

It can be both. Thankfully I get to sleep in tomorrow.

Thanks for making my day! Cheers!

I believe being alive justifies splurging on something you want. Duvel is a really nice beer. You should treat yourself.

Southern Tier is the tits! There is just something about New York beer that is so damn good. Not to take away from the brewmasters work but New York has the best tasting water supply in the country and it comes through in the beer. Same with pizza - the water used in the dough sets the foundation for a great pie. …

"This sticky white stain on my crotch officer? Why it's mayonnaise. No, I did not realize I was within 250 feet of a school; why are you telling me that?"

House Greyjoy wants a word about those uniforms.

It seems that everyday I learn some puzzling new aspect about the confluence of events that led America to believe Trump was not in fact a moronic sleazy carny. So you are saying that idiots in the heartland voted for an east coast elitist real estate mogul because they resented east coast elitists?

You sound like my kind of beer lover

The 60 was an instantaneous WOW!! for me. I saw the tap for the first time when I was visiting Philly and I took a taste - the senses reeled - and I proceeded to pass my pint to four friends so they could taste magic. That has never happened - before or since - and I realized that Bud Light connoisseurs wouldn't know…

Unorthodox Christians Making America Great Again!

Jack Meoff! I'm looking for a Jack Meoff!

Piss off Bill Cosby - You are still the undisputed "Number one meme"
Take a chill pill - you got to have a few still Bill.

Standing directly behind you with that soulful rising baritone to accentuate your mournful and longing change in tenor. It was magnificent.

That's impressive. I'm a Dogfish 60 drinker. I'm gonna shotgun 4 of them to catch up!

Anthony Weiner. One despicable man's illness perverted the world. Comey surely tainted the Democratic party with a direct link to a pedophile in the days leading up to the election. It was enough to let Donald Trump, the misogynist sexual predator, become the most powerful leader on Earth.

Chris Christie DOES NOT appreciate being called Chachi.