"Dancing Hamsters"

Your blissful innocence is like a whiff of a scent that transports one back to a happy childhood memory. I miss that which is not to be seen again.
Trump will tweet that he just ordered the nuclear option deployed; whether or not the people on the button in the USA actually launch will be pointless as retaliation…

The fake news won't report that Donald Trump hits a hole-in-one on every single hole he has every played. He scores 18 every round. All hail the glorious leader!

Sadly, I have voiced the same concern, using the words 'banana republic' to others and I have been met with puzzled looks and have had to explain banana republic.
That is part of the reason why we are where we are today.

What I took from it was that this so-called 'extremely credible source' seemingly had to call the Trump Tower front desk and ask to get patched through to his office like a sales rep. If this implied political insider or Nigerian/Kenyan prince with inside info on Obamas birth certificate had any connections he would…

"The crooked courts ruled against my Executive Order I issued to save America! Sad! We are going to fight this 2th and nail - see you in court judges!

Toast in hell - nice double entendre!

Just my luck to have debuted my new label at the same time that definition was created.

Trump is as Christian as a pedophile priest.
Trump is as Republican as George Soros.
Trump is as American as Putin.
Trump is as Popular as herpes.

I visit my parents in New Jersey and am gobsmacked at the amount of Confederate flags I encounter driving around town. High school aged kids to live-n-die-in-same-town old men. It's bizarre.

"Dez Moyns? Whurs that?"

They will use the picture at the top of this article and state that by Executive Order President Trump has ordered the deportation of all men with a penis bigger than his.

I've never had the facebook but I did jump around a few weeks back while my lovely Gutterlucious was on it ( in front of her - no skullduggery involved ) and honestly I do not for the life of me understand the addiction. I looked up (snooped/viewed public profiles) some friends….HOLY HELL!!!! I will never go on…

Concerning your hypothesis of half of eligible voters rejecting the system; is there any evidence to substantiate this theory? I ask because I personally do not feel the majority of the non-voters are conscientious objectors on some moral ground but more that they are apathetic due to their individual inclinations.…

Sorry! But to go back to your original question I believe his head is imploding already. This guy is banning news organizations that do not distort,rationalize or agree with every single thing he does. He is hunkering down with his sycophants (The only people he has ever known) and shutting out reality. There is a…

An Orange Alert?

"See what I am holding right here in my hand is proof positive from the most reliable sources that there was 3-5 million illegal alien voters in the election that I won, WE WON, because we did win bigly - it's true folks; we won the electoral college and the populist vote by a unpresidented landslide by beating…

It's 'new's for the fact that Justin Beiber or his people thought that posting a pissypant picture of him and a washed-up has-been side-by-side wasn't comedic irony.

Oh Girl lemme take care of ya
see - I was downtown
sucking on something
long, smooth and round
And I felt everything
explode in my dick area

In today's news, President Trump nominated Justin Beiber to be the United States Secretary of Dick Area.