The word on the street is he is destroying Angelina's Jolie right about now!

It's the Leto Lego Lid!

It does mystify me too. Hopefully this time will be the last time.

Next you're going to tell me he isn't Billy Dee Williams.

It was good at the time but then I got a case of Spotted Dick and have been going through that at the moment.

They didn't even mention the best part - it doubles as an Insulin Pen! Gorging on a large lard shake and the gruel that passes as food can lead to one exhibiting the warning signs of diabetic shock.

There could be insect bits in there but it's the added human discharge that you should be more concerned with.

How ya gonna kick it?

Speaking of which - it's your round!

Me fail the AV Club?! Unpossible!

A Muppet is English slang for a complete idiot. Someone that needs to be told what to do and then not apt enough to see the job through.

BuZzzub….
"Leave me out of this shit! I have nothing to say about this dumb article."

10-4 Good buddy. This here's the Rubber Duck, what's your 20? Over.

Sir. Seal Team Six just reported that the mission was a success. Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven and the unit are very comfortable in the newly issued "Field Gear, by Ivanka".

Dick.

What's weird is that it's been given such an innocuous name. Nuclear Football? Who decided that the fate of mankind should be a 'football'? That's just odd. Will Brady, Kraft and Belichek get to hold the football and maybe play a 4th quarter 2 minute warning series with it? With this attention-starved, needy and…

What wasn't reported by the Fake News about that night was that every Executive Order was successfully passed by the courts* that same evening! FACTS!

He still hasn't accepted it. It's real work, seven days a week. He is regretting this as much as the rest of us.

Did you leave random notes around?

And the speaker on the right is so much louder than the left! All it does is blare static and I can't turn it off. Boom box? Feels more like a Doom box!