. .What the fuck is a Cookie Kwan? This is probably just poor memory speaking rather than not actually being familiar with the character.

@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus Unless there's another one I'm unaware of because the only memorable things from Zombie Simpsons are terrible, excluding a Book Job here or there, the Nelson episode *is* from season eight.

. .I would care if Rabbi Krustofsky died. I love Like Father, Like Clown. Not that Zombie Simpsons is likely to do it well or anything, but still.

Although it is a name.

Don't fucking depress me like that, man. I miss the Dreamcast.

. .Shit, seriously? I guess he has completely dropped off the radar here. I would volunteer, if I knew anything about design or could devote the time and effort. Somehow, we ought to keep it going. I'm not just saying that because I wasn't here for the first one, I honestly loved those and would like to see them keep…

There better be another Commie awards at any rate.

Or Proust's In Search of Lost Time.

Walt suddenly making that motion with his fingers and those lasers showing up certainly won't ever terrify me the way it did last night. I understand your point and almost-maybe-kind of agree, but I feel like it was also acknowledging that there's no way Walt actually could've had guys like that, even if he would have…

Alias is a show about a spy!

I stand by "Drinking has ruined my life. I'm thirty one years old!"

It could've been interesting (it could easily also have been super fucking dumb), and I could believe Walt would do it, but the writers never would have done it. It would only happen in some alternate universe. And likewise, I'm glad it didn't happen.

I know, I know, some of the decisions made this season have been fucking baffling, that whole story included. I can appreciate what the writers have said about wanting to portray an abusive relationship and someone getting out of it healthily, but holy shit was the execution flat.

It wouldn't make up for how much of a wasted character Unalaq is, but I'll at least keep my patience with the show for now if they do that.

This episode was doing so much well (the entire Tenzin and family story, reincorporating Asami, seemingly getting the Eska story over with, etc.) and then they just had to fucking ruin it with one scene. I knew in my head where anti-hero Korra's interrogation of the judge was going, but my heart didn't want to believe…

. .And what case is that exactly?

I apologize for taking the meme too seriously in advance.

And his eyebrows.

I love this website so much. Thanks, both of you.

What a piece of shit. I hope there's no circumstance where you see this guy on a regular basis.