DID I DO THAAAAAATTTTTTT

This trope has GOT to be done before. Revenge on the death of one's dog sounds like such a Wild West idea….

Yet, if you ran in to someone who said, "You know, I really like 'Birth of A Nation,'" wouldn't you at least do a double take?

I dunno, the "300" is this generation's "Birth of a Nation" does imply things.

*takes a look at the 2000's action movie offerings*

In a way, it's kinda like pro-wrestling.

Lots of flexing, I imagine.

Dontcha think?

Nah, speaking a a Filipino, it actually is. Kinda like a pudding.

I'll be honest with you: a lot of these new names seem to be written for some sort of Marvel parody comic.

You deserved it.

What's a secret?

It's not Tombstone. It's DiGourno!

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could not be reached for comment.

Whoa! Millennials have discovered the AV Club commenters' secret spin-off discussion board?

Not me. I can't really forgive Street Fighter for making Guile —- a VERY Belgian Guile who somehow has an American flag tattoo —- the star while relegating the real protagonists (Chun-Li, Ryu, and Ken) into supporting character roles. The Mortal Kombat movie had Liu Kang, Johnny Cage, and Sonya as leads, and…

Because TRIESTER SMASH!

Oh man… when She-Hulk is confused we KNOW Marvel is in trouble.

AGREED! That's like some retro 60's and 70's stuff dusted off and made new again.

She was sort of a proto-Juggalo. And covered in squirrels, just like a Juggalo.